♫ Grandma Got Molested at the Airport - Dick Mango ♫

From the Bob & Tom Show LYRICS: Grandma got molested at the airport Flying home to our house Christmas Day The perpetrator wasn't any pervert He was an agent with the TSA Grandma checked in at the airport She thought everything was fine Until she went through security And an agent said please step out of line Then he put his rubber gloves on And grandma's heart began to race When he finished his inspection You couldn't wipe the smile off grandma's face. Grandma got molested at the airport Flying home to our house Christmas Day The perpetrator wasn't any pervert He was an agent with the TSA Now grandma's always at the airport But she ain't flyin' anywhere She just wants another pat-down And this time she ain't wearin' underwear So this Christmas if you're looking for some action Maybe a quit romantic rendezvous Just stop by your nearest airport And ask the TSA agent if they're fondle you Grandma got molested at the airport Flying home to our house Christmas Day The perpetrator wasn't any pervert He was an agent with the TSA



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